(It’s about 3 p.m on the TDRPW chat)
Fiz: and Amanda wins Survivor!
RJ: That was the best Brantsteele yet!
Chwiss: Yep it was gay/10
Milk: Stfu Jro lose some weight
Ethan: Lol that was "PUNNY" *slaps knee*
~Heozaki has joined the chat ~
Fiz: It’s heo hide yourselfs
Heo: Welp Everyone here I guess right now is the right time
Dark: The right time to announce the Star Fox RP???! *troll*
Heo: No dark sadly I am announcing my early retirement from TDRPW
RJ: Woohoo! I get to be admin
Chwiis: No I am taking admin you cunt
Grass: Wtf Heo this is way too soon
Rocky: Grass wtf you were just AFK a second ago
Aqua: Good riddance :)
~Heozaki has left the chat~
Grass: I bet he’ll be back tomorrow Heo sucks at trolling
(2 weeks later, Everyone is on chat yet it’s dead)
Grass: I hate to say this but this is way too dead
Fiz: Yeah now I can only make fun of JRO, It gets boring after a while :(
Toast: Also the hype of a new Zombie RP keeped the wikia alive even though it was going to be canceled 5 episodes later…..
Grass: Guys we must bring Heo back!
(The Group meets up in Maryland airport)
Grass: Where tf is Toast
Toast: *arrives* You do realize I went from Iowa to Maryland
Grass: Oh yeah……..
Rocky: *whispers to chwiis*
Chwiss: Sure thing boi!
Aqua: So Grass how exactly are we getting money for this thing?
RJ: I have money from my nighttime job *digs in his pants and pulls out a lot of crumpled $100 dollar bills*
Dark: What’s your night job again?
RJ: It’s It’s ……..not important right now…..
(On the plane)
Rocky & Chwiis: *throws off their clothes and underneath has ISIS outfits on*
Chwiis: FUCK YOU AMERICA!! *has a gun and points it at a mom* ALULULULU
(Guards take them out of the plane)
Guard: Does anyone know these two?
Toast: We d-
Grass: Don’t you even dare say it Toast
(2 hours later)
JRO: I’m kinda hungry!
Aqua: Nothing is different
JRO: Madam can I get a burger?
Flight Attendant: A BURGER? You want a BURGH-GER
Flight Attendant: Based on that stomach ,You have had one too many BURGHERS
Flight Attendant: Look at this fat! It’s like you're a fucking human slug
Flight Attendant: *unbuttons her top to reveal boobs*
JRO: Umh Umh Umh Umh
Flight Attendant: I see you fatfuck……... You like this bitch *shakes her boobs*
Flight Attendant: I would let you fuck me but you won’t cause your a pussy!
Flight Attendant: *makes out with JRO* See That fattie YOU’RE NEVER GETTING THAT
Flight Attendant: FUCK ME RIGHT NOW AND HERE OH WAIT YOU’RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
JRO: Uhh Ummm
Flight Attendant *jumps on JRO belly and spits on his face and spreads it around*
Flight Attendant: Fucking pussy *leaves jro alone*
JRO: What was that T_T…..I have the Strangest boner right now!
(They arrive in Phoenix, Arizona)
Milk: Arizona is a fucking dump
Aqua: How are we going to find the little bitch!!!
Smalls: I have his IG!
Aqua: Smalls! Right you’re here
Milk: Who’s that person again?!
Smalls: .-. Anyway…… Heo is working his new job at 32.5 Street
Grass: *stands in front on a Dairy Queen* Wow he would
Dark: Might as well *heads up there*
Heo: Welcome to DQ how might I help yo- Hey guys how are you doing?
Dark: Enough with the small talk Heo 2 legit words 1 shortened word STAR FOX RP!
Heo: I already told you guys ………. HAH GOT EM
(Rocky and Chwiis arrive)
Rocky: Gott em? Wtf
Heo: See here guys I never quit I just wanted to see how loyal you guys were you guys missed me ……. ;)
Milk: How did you know what we looked like?
Heo: TDRPW Guy and Balls of Steel
Milk: Those aren’t canon in the REHERT canon…. Right Toast??!
Toast: *shrugs* They are in the terms of having Heo actually having a reason to know it was all of us
RJ: How did you know we would go after you
Heo: I had Smalls as a inside man er...girl
Chwiis: HAHA INSIDE INSIDE JOKE
Heo: I never left chat I took smalls account once in a while to check and checked in with her
RJ: Why didn’t you tell us Smalls?
Smalls: Because I only talked to you 3 times R JAY
Heo: And Fiz, Rj and Aqua I didn’t know you cared about me it chokes me up a little :)
Fiz: TF no we don’t
Heo: Yes you do
Fiz: *grabs Chwiis’s gun and shoots it at heo leg*
Heo: MY BLEEPING LEG!!!
Fiz: That’s how much I care
Chwiis: What about that guy *points to a guy behind them in line*
The Guy: Hehehe *drops his money and runs*
Jro: *picks up his money* And 12 dollars more to my bank account!
Fiz: *shoots him in the head*
Grass: WTF FIZ NOW WE’RE ON THE RUN
Fiz: Don’t worry I have a safe house in Arizona
(At the safehouse)
JRO: Safehouse more like Safe Mansion!
Aqua: Please STFU Jro kthx bye
Fiz: We have also have a pool let's stay here till the heat dies down…..
Heo: Is anyone going to do something about my LEG????!
Fiz: Just go to the kitchen and get the first aid kit man!
Heo: You SHOT IT I CAN’T MOVE IT!
Smalls: Lol Heo
Chwiis: Last Line
Aqua: No me
Milk: Bitches I get the last word
Dark: Nope I do cause only Max Goof can end it!
Lego: SHUT YA'LL MANLY ASSES UP #Lastline
Meta: I made a cameo even though it alreadly ended