Spaz: Hi guys, it's me, Kody's biggest fan, hosting teh amazing race TDRPW! Yay. Here's our teams.
(Rocker and Rocky walk out taxi)
Rocker: Why pair me with the racist?
Rocky: Cus Gary Busey said so.
Rocker: So childish.
(Garret and Ally walk out taxi)
Ally: Hi <3
Garret: OMG...I hope there's cute guys <3
Ally: I agree bestie.
(Chwiis and Milk walk out taxi)
Chwiis: Please exit my swamp Milk.
Chwiis: I'll go ogre on you if you do not.
(Meta and Gary walk out taxi)
Meta: H-h-hey Gary
Meta: Scooby buddies ftw.
(RJ and Fiz walk out taxi)
RJ: We should like blindside people on this show.
Fiz: I tots agree, we can be like masterminds.
(Dark and Toast walk out taxi)
Toast: Here comes the Toast Man!
Dark: I'm too Max Goof to have a nickname.
Dark: Let's just play soccer with these teams.
Toast: *puts on shoes*
(Heo and JRO walk out taxi)
JRO: Dude we got this I trained so much, I changed to only 50 Hershey's per day.
Heo: And I changed to Taco Bell only 4 times a week.
(GO and Bat walk out taxi)
GO: Bat that's a gay walk.
Bat: Shut up you're so childesh.
GO: YOU APOLOGIZE. NOOOOOOOW.
Bat: Ugh. r00d.
(Chip and Rimie walk out taxi)
Rimie: My socks will make me rise, and rise, to the winner!
Chip: Please be quiet.
Chip: Keep calm and love my OC's.
(Heather and Aqua walk out taxi)
Aqua: I loved that Ariana Grande song in the taxi.
Heather: Yay me too.
Aqua: <3 ily
(Grass and Ethan walk out taxi)
Grass: *staring at Ethan, motionless*
Ethan: Um, hello.
Spaz: Welcome to TDRPW Amazing Race.
JRO: *munch, munch*
Rocky: *shoving fried chicken down Rocker's throat*
Rocker: Racist bitch.
Spaz: The race begins in 3..2..1!
(Everyone runs to a clue station)
CLUE: You all must race to the airport for a flight to Mexico! There will be 6 spots on flight 1 and 5 spots on flight 2! Like go you niggers.
Heo: YES MEXICO!
Aqua: stfu before Annabelle gets you.
(Everyone runs off)
GO: WE GET TAXI NOW.
Bat: Stop screaming.
GO: SHH. *calls for taxi* YOU COME NOW!!!
Ally: Garret what do we do?
Ally: Sounds fun but no, we like need a taxi!
(Ally and Garret jump in taxi)
Toast: *running with Dark* These soccer shoes are great for running!
Milk: *asking citizen*
Chwiis: Stop Milk. *walks to citizen* GET OUT MAH SWAMP!
JRO: *running, and stops, panting* Slow...down...
Heo: ... *whistles for taxi and drags JRO inside*
Fiz: Let's like rob a car.
RJ: Gross, Dreamz.
Fiz: Ooh there's a Sadie-licious car! *runs in taxi with RJ*
Rimie and Chip: *carried by Rimie's socks and gently placed in line*
Toast and Team: *runs inside*
Rocky: *outside* C'mon black boi.
Rocker: stfu I'm not even black.
Rocker and Rocky: *runs inside*
Meta: Come on Gary!
Gary: *at front with Meta* One more step..
(They get trampled by Heather/Aqua, Chwiis/Milk, and Ethan/Grass)
Gary: Yikes indeed.
(Chip/Rimie, Toast/Team, Rocker/Rocky, Heather/Aqua, Chwiis/Milk, and Ethan/Grass get on first flight)
Heather: Amazing race here we go.
(RJ/Fiz, Meta/Gary, GO/Bat, Heo/JRO, and Garret/Ally are outside waiting)
Heo: This sucks, man!
Ally: Please shut up.
RJ: Yay Ally!
Heo: Quiet, girl!
Fiz: Good comeback Heo great way to represent Mexicans *roll eyes*
JRO: Dude calm down.
Fiz: Don't look at me pls I'll get infected.
(The first flight lands in Mexico, as the second flight starts)
Aqua: Heather, come pls! *runs*
Heather: Can I be mod
Grass: Ethan hurry boi
Ethan: I am..
Chwiis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP! *pushes everyone and bumps into someone*
Windini: *hands clue to Chwiis*
CLUE: You must race to a Mexican Island.
Chwiis: Gross very Jewish
Chip: Move it, ya fruit loop dingeses!
Aqua: So unoriginal.
Chip: *gets clue* Swim!
Rocky: Thanks for telling us the answer, retard.
(Everyone is seen swimming to an island, where there is a container of clues)
Milk: *reaches shore and reads clue*
CLUE: You must shake your designated Taco Tree and find your next clue to the pitstop.
(The second flight lands)
Gary: Lets go Shaggy! *runs*
Heo: Come on JRO lets-
Windini: *slaps Heo*
Heo: Hey! Windi?
Windini: That's what you get for having the wiki invade MLP! Anyways, I don't want to give you the clue but it's my job. *hands clue*
RJ: Like. *gets clue*
Fiz: Is the hidden immunity idol clue?
RJ: Possibly, hm, an island..there's one! We found the idol!
GO: HURRY BEFORE I EAT YOU NOW *swims* Ugh Asians can't swim.
Toast: *throws a piece of toast at tree and a clue comes out*
CLUE: The pitstop is full of Heo food and has a beautiful bathroom.
Toast: TACO BELL. *runs*
Heather: *clue lands on head* Ow!
Aqua: Come on!
(Everyone reaches island)
JRO: That was so exhausting!
Ally: Stop complaining! Having your weight used as a boat is not exhausting! Hmph!
Garret: *sucking tree*
Rocky: *shakes tree and catches clue*
Toast and Dark: *runs to Spaz*
Spaz: You are Team #1.
Dark: I'm too Max Goof to not be first.
(Aqua/Heather and Rocky/Rocker runs inside Taco Bell)
Spaz: Aqua and Heather you are team #2! Rocky and Rocker are team #3!
(Back to island)
Ally: *sticks chopsticks in tree* This is hard..
Heo and JRO: *eating tacos in taco tree*
GO: WE GO NOW! *snatches clue from tree*
Milk: *finds clue* Yes!
Fiz: This next clue is hard..
RJ: Agreed we need safety for tribal council!
Fiz: I found it!
Ethan: Me too!
Grass: Interesting, child.
GO: *runs inside with Bat*
Spaz: You uglies are #4.
Milk and Chwiis: *barge in*
Spaz: #5. And Chwiis something seems handsome about you but I hate gay people so I'm not gay
RJ and Fiz: *runs in* YAY!
Spaz: #666 jk 6.
Grass: *runs in carrying Ethan*
Spaz: #7 bitches
Heo: *choking* Bad taco *spits out clue*
Meta: Yikes! *digging through tree*
Gary: *throwing rocks at tree but it lands on head* Bummer.
Chip: *jumps up tree and grabs clue*
Heo and JRO: *walks inside*
Spaz: Hello team #8.
Chip and Rimie: *runs inside*
Spaz: #9. It's down to Meta/Gary and Ally/Garret!
(Outside, Ally/Garret and Meta/Gary are running)
Meta: *trips on Gary* YIKES!
Ally and Garret: *runs inside*
Spaz: TEAM NUMBER 10!
Meta and Gary: *walks inside, and sighs*
Spaz: Meta, Gary, I'm sorry, you are the first team eliminated from the race.
Gary: Aw yankeedoodle.