Total Drama Island Ep.1:
“Welcome to Hel-Camp Wawanakwa
Chris: I’m Chris McLean I’m comin’ at ya right here at Camp Wawanakwa! And in only a few minutes 22 fresh and fame hungry teens will be hitting this campground for a chance to win $100,000! 8 weeks of long gruesome challenges, friendships, epic fails and most of all backstabs will determine one winner. The beautiful scenery * random waste and a pigeon with a soda can wrap on his neck are shown * and good food offered by Chef will help our campers along the way.
Chef: Bon Appetite* hands a plate with cockroach *
Cockroach: Help me* gets put in a blender *
Chris: *standing by the dock* MONEY, FAME, FORTURNE, BACKSTABS WILL ALL SOON BECOME……… TOTAL………DRAMA…….ISLAND!
Chris: First to camp is TYLER!!!
Tyler: * Rides on jet skis and when the ship stops he continues to go ahead and falls off the dock after Chris dodges *
Chris: Nice wipe out man.
Tyler: * climbing back up* Thanks man it totally was wicked.
Beth: * walks out star struck and surprised she’s even on TV * OMG! Hiiii I’m Beth. Nice to meet you.
Tyler: Sup Brah.
Beth: Wow Chris you seemed taller on TV honestly. You’re like so short it’s weird.
Chris: Uhhh thanks I guess. Anyway, next up is…… COURTNEY!
Courtney: Hello nice to meet you all. I hope you’ll be there for when I make the finals.
Chris: Nice but blunt I like it.
Courtney: I don’t want to be harsh but why is this island so crappy looking?
Chris: Never promised anything expect for a hot tube and air conditioning.
Courtney: Whatever I long as I get my money.
Chris: Fierce I like it next up is……….. DJ!
DJ: * walks out with his bags confused * Uh hey man I thought we had a mansion?
Chris: There is a mansion but I’ll be occupying it.
DJ: Whatever you say man but my momma said never trust someone who lies to you.
Chris: Well you’re in for a rude awakening* chuckles *. Next is Gwen.
Gwen: Ok you must be kidding me. This looks like hell actually no this looks worse than that.
Chris: Well you’re free to leave but… you signed a contract. * Pulls the contract out *
Gwen: * Rips it up * Well guess I’ll be leaving * turns around to find the boat she came in long gone*
Chris: * pulls out another contract* Let’s not be silly I made copies do you think I’m stupid.
Gwen: One could hope.
Beth: Hiiii I’m Beth.
Gwen: Good for you.
Tyler: * whispers to DJ * She’s hot.
Chris: Say welcome to… Lindsay!
*Seductive background music plays and the camera highlights parts of Lindsay’s body*
Lindsay: Hi Benny.
Chris: My name is Chris and Lindsay meet your fellow competitors.
* The camera pans over showing the guys are aroused*
Lindsay: Umm competitor?
Chris: It’s a good thing your pretty.
Lindsay: Yeah I know right.
Chris: Man she is gonna bring in the male demographic. Anyway, next to arrive is Trent.
Trent: Thanks man great to be here so excited to be here can’t wait to mingle.
Chris: Alright dude.
Trent: * stands next to Gwen * What’s up?
Gwen: You leaving.
Trent: Ok then * looks away worried and somewhat scared *
Gwen: * Looks back at Trent and smiles *
Chris: Here comes the part man Geoff!!!
Geoff: Sup man can’t wait to get crackin’. This the place yo? Pretty dope love the summer camp vibe.
Gwen: Ok he must be a idiot.
Chris: Great to here man should’ve warned the viewers a lot of you guys would be peeved at this place.
Geoff: No way man this is awesome I’m loving it.
Chris: Alright great man.
* A loud sound which sound awfully like a metal band goes from afar and the next contestant arrives*
Chris: It’s Duncan!
Duncan: Hell no man.*pulls out his pocketknife* I’m not living here.
Chris: I’m sure juvie will gladly take you back.
Duncan: You know that you bring juvie up this looks less terrible.
Chris: Ok next to the Island is Heather.
Heather: * steps off the boat with her sunglasses shining and a evil glare intimidating almost every contestant expect for Gwen and Duncan *
Beth: * bravely runs up to Heather* Hi I’m Beth her braces cause her to spittle* nice to meet you.
Heather: Eww get away.
Courtney: * puts her hand out * Hello nice to meet you.
Heather: * walks past *
Duncan: Someone seems a tad bit on edge.
Heather: Mind dropping dead sometime or like now?
Duncan: Feisty I love it.
Chris: Alright let’s say welcome to LESHAWNA!
Leshawna: Oh yeah that’s right I came to win. dabs DJ up Hey brotha from anothta motha. What ya’ll up to?
Leshawna: Oh that’s wassup baby.
Chris: Ok things are getting interesting say hello to……. Bridgette!
Bridgette:* gets off the boat holding her surfboard * Hey what’s up guys?
Geoff: Whoa! hey what’s up?
Bridgette: *turns around and her surfboard nearly hits everyone else* Hey I’m Bridgette
* Most of the guys try to get ahold of Bridgette and she accidentally knocks Tyler into Heather and they fall in the water.
Chris: Well that’s two for two.
Heather : *in the water * Surfer girl is gonna get it.
Chris: Man on man this is getting better by the minute next up is Noah.
Noah: Great so this is original summer camp , a bunch of teenagers someone just needs to get caught having…..
Duncan: * grabs Noah *Shut it dweeb.
Noah: And here comes the local punk bully. Anyway, Chris you did get my memo about my life threating allergies if I’m going to be here I better be protected.
Chris: Production might’ve gotten it I think.
Beth: Hi nice to meet you Noah.
Noah: Could you look any less like Velma from Scooby-Doo?
Heather: And I thought I was the mean one.
Chris: Next up is OWEN!
Owen: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO! Man I can’t believe I’m here in this place this is just so awesome man this is just wow * hugs Gwen, Tyler, Noah , Courtney and Lindsay *
Noah: Crushing my bones.
Courtney: Nice to meet you I’m Courtney.
Owen: * shakes her hand* Nice to meet you I’m Owen WOOOOOOHOOOOO.
Gwen: The woohoos never stop do they?
Owen: No way man I’m just here to gave a good thing we should hang out and party.
Gwen: Oh man oh man how could I pass that that up?
Geoff: *higfives Owen* Alright dude let’s party!!!!!
Owen: WOOOHOOO! * chest bumps Geoff and send him flying back *
* Chris starts to hear some heavy breathing on his back *
Chris: GAHH! What the hell is your problem? Anyway, this is Harold.
Harold: Wow a summer camp my mad skills will surely without doubt build on this foundation. * Looks at Leshawna’s butt * Is their something back there?
Leshawna: Yeah a whole lotta booty!
Harold: You’re loud and boogie.
Leshawna: Oh HELL NO YOU GETTIN IT NOW YA SCRAWY NUT!
* DJ and Bridgette instantly hold Leshawna back as Harold tries to look intimidating*
Chris: NEXT IS EZEKEIL!
Ezekiel: Whoa what’s all this.
Chris: Listen lay low for a bit and try not to do anything stupid your homeschooled and this is a rare time you’ll hear me say this I feel bad for you so just don’t do anything dumb.
Ezekiel: Ok I think I can manage.
Chris: Next are Katie and Sadie.
Katie: OMG SADIE WERE HERE!!!
Sadie: I KNOW RIGHT!
Katie and Sadie: Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Noah: Why if it isn’t teen spirit.