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                              Total Drama Island Ep.1:

                          “Welcome to Hel-Camp Wawanakwa

 

Chris: I’m Chris McLean I’m comin’  at ya right here at Camp Wawanakwa! And in only a few minutes 22 fresh and fame hungry teens will be hitting this campground for a chance to win $100,000! 8 weeks of long gruesome challenges, friendships, epic fails and most of all backstabs will determine one winner. The beautiful scenery * random waste and a pigeon with a soda can wrap on his neck are shown * and good food offered by Chef will help our campers along the way.

Chef: Bon Appetite*  hands a plate with  cockroach *

 

Cockroach: Help me*  gets put in a  blender *

 

Chris: *standing by the dock* MONEY, FAME, FORTURNE, BACKSTABS WILL ALL SOON BECOME……… TOTAL………DRAMA…….ISLAND!

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Chris: First to camp is TYLER!!!

 

Tyler: * Rides on jet skis and when the ship stops he continues to go ahead and falls off the dock after Chris dodges *

 

Chris: Nice wipe out man.

 

Tyler: * climbing back up* Thanks man it totally was wicked.

 

Chris: BETH!

 

Beth: * walks out star struck and surprised she’s even on TV * OMG! Hiiii I’m Beth. Nice to meet you.

 

Tyler: Sup Brah.

 

Beth: Wow Chris you seemed taller on TV honestly. You’re like so short it’s weird.

 

Chris: Uhhh thanks I guess. Anyway, next up is…… COURTNEY!

 

Courtney:  Hello nice to meet you all. I hope you’ll be there for when I make the finals.

 

Chris: Nice but blunt I like it.

 

Courtney: I don’t want to be harsh but why is this island so crappy looking?

 

Chris: Never promised anything expect for a hot tube and air conditioning.

 

Courtney: Whatever I long as I get my money.

 

Chris: Fierce I like it next up is……….. DJ!

 

DJ: * walks out with his bags confused * Uh hey man I thought we had a mansion?

 

Chris: There is a mansion but I’ll be occupying it.

 

DJ: Whatever you say man but my momma said never trust someone who lies to you.

 

Chris: Well you’re in for a rude awakening* chuckles *. Next is Gwen.

 

Gwen: Ok you must be kidding me. This looks like hell actually no this looks worse than that.

 

Chris: Well you’re free to leave but… you signed a contract. * Pulls the contract out *

 

Gwen: * Rips it up * Well guess I’ll be leaving * turns around to find the boat she came in long gone*

 

Chris: * pulls out another contract* Let’s not be silly I made copies do you think I’m stupid.

 

Gwen: One could hope.

 

Beth: Hiiii I’m Beth.

 

Gwen: Good for you.

 

Tyler: * whispers to DJ * She’s hot.

 

Chris: Say welcome to… Lindsay!

 

*Seductive background music plays and the camera highlights parts of Lindsay’s body*

 

Lindsay: Hi Benny.

 

Chris: My name is Chris and Lindsay meet your fellow competitors.

 

* The camera pans over showing the guys are aroused*

 

Lindsay: Umm competitor?

 

Chris: It’s a good thing your pretty.

 

Lindsay: Yeah I know right.

 

Chris: Man she is gonna bring in the male demographic. Anyway, next to arrive is Trent.

 

Trent: Thanks man great to be here so excited to be here can’t wait to mingle.

 

Chris: Alright dude.

 

Trent: * stands next to Gwen * What’s up?

 

Gwen: You leaving.

 

Trent: Ok then * looks away worried and somewhat scared *

 

Gwen: * Looks back at Trent and smiles *

 

Chris: Here comes the part man Geoff!!!

 

Geoff: Sup man can’t wait to get crackin’. This the place yo? Pretty dope love the summer camp vibe.

 

Gwen: Ok he must be a idiot.

 

Chris: Great to here man should’ve warned the viewers a lot of you guys would be peeved at this place.

 

Geoff: No way man this is awesome I’m loving it.

 

Chris: Alright great man.

 

* A loud sound which sound awfully like a metal band goes from afar and the next contestant arrives*

 

Chris: It’s Duncan!

 

Duncan: Hell no man.*pulls out his pocketknife* I’m not living here.

 

Chris: I’m sure juvie will gladly take you back.

 

Duncan: You know that you  bring juvie up this looks less terrible.

 

Chris: Ok next to the Island is Heather.

 

Heather: * steps off the boat with her sunglasses shining and a evil glare intimidating almost every contestant expect for Gwen and Duncan *

 

Beth: * bravely runs up to Heather*  Hi I’m Beth  her braces cause her to spittle* nice to meet you.

 

Heather: Eww get away.

 

Courtney: * puts her hand out * Hello nice to meet you.

 

Heather: * walks past *

Courtney: Rude.

 

Duncan: Someone seems a tad bit on edge.

 

Heather: Mind dropping dead sometime or like now?

 

Duncan: Feisty I love it.

 

Heather: Pig.

 

Chris: Alright let’s say welcome to LESHAWNA!

 

Leshawna: Oh yeah that’s right I came to win. dabs DJ up Hey brotha from anothta motha. What ya’ll up to?

 

Geoff: Chillin’.

 

Duncan: Killin’.

 

Leshawna: Oh that’s wassup baby.

 

Chris: Ok things are getting interesting say hello to……. Bridgette!

 

Bridgette:* gets off the boat holding her surfboard * Hey what’s up guys?

 

Geoff: Whoa!  hey what’s up?

 

Bridgette: *turns around and her surfboard nearly hits everyone else*  Hey I’m Bridgette

 

* Most of the guys try to get ahold of  Bridgette and she accidentally knocks Tyler into Heather and they fall in the water.

 

Chris: Well that’s two for two.

 

Heather : *in the water * Surfer girl is gonna get it.

 

Chris: Man on man this is getting better by the minute next up is Noah.

Noah: Great so this is original summer camp , a bunch of teenagers someone just needs to get caught having…..

 

Duncan: * grabs Noah *Shut it dweeb.

 

Noah: And here comes the local punk bully. Anyway, Chris you did get my memo about my life threating allergies if I’m going to be here I better be protected.

 

Chris: Production might’ve gotten it I think.

 

Noah: Good.

 

Beth: Hi nice to meet you Noah.

 

Noah: Could you look any less like Velma from Scooby-Doo?

 

Beth: Aww.

 

Heather: And I thought I was the mean one.

 

Chris: Next up is OWEN!

 

Owen: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO! Man I can’t believe I’m here in this place this is just so awesome man this is just wow * hugs Gwen, Tyler, Noah , Courtney and Lindsay *

 

Noah: Crushing my bones.

 

Courtney: Nice to meet you I’m Courtney.

 

Owen: * shakes her hand*  Nice to meet you I’m Owen WOOOOOOHOOOOO.

 

Gwen: The woohoos never stop do they?

 

Owen: No way man I’m just here to gave a good thing we should hang out and party.

 

Gwen: Oh man oh man how could I pass that that up?

 

Geoff: *higfives Owen*  Alright dude let’s party!!!!!

 

Owen: WOOOHOOO! * chest bumps Geoff and send him flying back *

 

Geoff: Wicked!

 

* Chris starts to hear some heavy breathing on his back *

 

Chris: GAHH! What the hell is your problem? Anyway, this is Harold.

 

Harold: Wow a summer camp my mad skills will surely without doubt build on this foundation. * Looks at Leshawna’s butt * Is their something back there?

 

Leshawna: Yeah a whole lotta booty!

 

Harold: You’re loud and boogie.

 

Leshawna: Oh HELL NO YOU GETTIN IT NOW YA SCRAWY NUT!

 

* DJ and Bridgette instantly hold Leshawna back as Harold tries to look intimidating*

 

Chris: NEXT IS EZEKEIL!

 

Ezekiel: Whoa what’s all this.

 

Chris: Listen lay low for a bit and try not to do anything stupid your homeschooled and this is a rare time you’ll hear me say this I feel bad for you so just don’t do anything dumb.

 

Ezekiel: Ok I think I can manage.

 

Chris: Next are Katie and Sadie.

 

Katie: OMG SADIE WERE HERE!!!

 

Sadie: I KNOW RIGHT!

 

Katie and Sadie: Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

Noah: Why if it isn’t teen spirit.

 

 

 

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