Chris: I’m Chris McLean I’m comin’ at ya right here at Camp Wawanakwa! And in only a few minutes 22 fresh and fame hungry teens will be hitting this campground for a chance to win $100,000! 8 weeks of long gruesome challenges, friendships, epic fails and most of all backstabs will determine one winner. The beautiful scenery * random waste and a pigeon with a soda can wrapped around his neck are shown * and good food offered by Chef will help our campers along the way.

Chef: Bon Appetite* hands a plate with cockroach on it *


Cockroach: Help me* gets put in a blender *




Chris: First to camp is TYLER!!!


Tyler: * Rides on jet skis and when the ship stops he continues to go ahead and falls off the dock after Chris dodges *


Chris: Nice wipe out man.


Tyler: * climbing back up* Thanks man it totally was wicked.


Chris: BETH!


Beth: * walks out star struck and surprised she’s even on TV * OMG! Hiiii I’m Beth. Nice to meet you.


Tyler: Sup Brah.


Beth: Wow Chris you seemed taller on TV honestly. You’re like so short it’s weird.


Chris: Uhhh thanks I guess. Anyway, next up is… COURTNEY!


Courtney:  Hello nice to meet you all. I hope you’ll be there for when I make the finals.


Chris: Nice but blunt I like it.


Courtney: I don’t want to be harsh but why is this island so crappy looking?


Chris: Never promised anything expect for a hot tub and air conditioning.


Courtney: Whatever I long as I get my money.


Chris: Fierce I like it. Next up is……….. DJ!


DJ: * walks out with his bags confused * Uh hey man I thought we had a mansion?


Chris: There is a mansion but I’ll be occupying it.


DJ: Whatever you say man but my momma said never trust someone who lies to you.


Chris: Well you’re in for a rude awakening* chuckles *. Next is Gwen.


Gwen: Ok you must be kidding me. This looks like hell actually no this looks worse than that.


Chris: Well you’re free to leave but… you signed a contract. * Pulls the contract out *


Gwen: * Rips it up * Well guess I’ll be leaving * turns around to find the boat she came in long gone*


Chris: * pulls out another contract* Let’s not be silly I made copies do you think I’m stupid.


Gwen: One could hope.


Beth: Hiiii I’m Beth.


Gwen: Good for you.


Tyler: * whispers to DJ * She’s hot.


Chris: Say welcome to… Lindsay!


*Seductive background music plays and the camera highlights parts of Lindsay’s body*


Lindsay: Hi Benny.


Chris: My name is Chris and Lindsay meet your fellow competitors.


* The camera pans over showing the guys are aroused*


Lindsay: Umm competitor?


Chris: It’s a good thing your pretty.


Lindsay: Yeah I know right.


Chris: Man she is going to bring in the male demographic. Anyway, next to arrive is Trent.


Trent: Thanks man great to be here so excited to be here can’t wait to mingle.


Chris: All right dude.


Trent: * stands next to Gwen * What’s up?


Gwen: You leaving.


Trent: Ok then * looks away worried and somewhat scared *


Gwen: * Looks back at Trent and smiles *


Chris: Here comes the party man Geoff!!!


Geoff: Sup man can’t wait to get crackin’. This the place yo? Pretty dope love the summer camp vibe.


Gwen: Ok he must be a idiot.


Chris: Great to here man should’ve warned the viewers a lot of you guys would be peeved at this place.


Geoff: No way man this is awesome I’m loving it.


Chris: Alright great man.


* A loud sound which sound awfully like a metal band goes from afar and the next contestant arrives*


Chris: It’s Duncan!


Duncan: Hell no man. *Pulls out his pocketknife* I’m not living here.


Chris: I’m sure juvie will gladly take you back.


Duncan: You know that you bring juvie up this looks less terrible.


Chris: Ok next to the Island is Heather.


Heather: * steps off the boat with her sunglasses shining and a evil glare intimidating almost every contestant expect for Gwen and Duncan *


Beth: * bravely runs up to Heather* Hi I’m Beth *her braces cause her to spittle* nice to meet you.


Heather: Eww get away.


Courtney: * puts her hand out * Hello nice to meet you.


Heather: * walks past *

Courtney: Rude.


Duncan: Someone seems a tad bit on edge.


Heather: Mind dropping dead sometime or like now?


Duncan: Feisty I love it.


Heather: Pig.


Chris: Alright let’s say welcome to LESHAWNA!


Leshawna: Oh yeah that’s right I came to win. Dabs DJ up Hey brotha from anothta motha. What ya’ll up to?


Geoff: Chillin’.


Duncan: Killin’.


Leshawna: Oh that’s wassup baby.


Chris: Ok things are getting interesting say hello to… Bridgette!


Bridgette: *gets off the boat holding her surfboard * Hey what’s up guys?


Geoff: Whoa! Hey what’s up?


Bridgette: *turns around and her surfboard nearly hits everyone else* Hey I’m Bridgette.


* Most of the guys try to get ahold of Bridgette and she accidentally knocks Tyler into Heather and they fall in the water.


Chris: Well that’s two for two.


Heather: *in the water * Surfer girl is gonna get it.


Chris: Man on man this is getting better by the minute next up is Noah.

Noah: Great so this is original summer camp, a bunch of teenagers someone just needs to get caught having…


Duncan: * grabs Noah *Shut it dweeb.


Noah: And here comes the local punk bully. Anyway, Chris you did get my memo about my life threating allergies if I’m going to be here I better be protected.


Chris: Production might’ve gotten it I think.


Noah: Good.


Beth: Hi nice to meet you Noah.


Noah: Could you look any less like Velma from Scooby-Doo?


Beth: Aww.


Heather: And I thought I was the mean one.


Chris: Next up is OWEN!


Owen: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO! Man I can’t believe I’m here in this place this is just so awesome man this is just wow * hugs Gwen, Tyler, Noah, Courtney and Lindsay *


Noah: Crushing my bones.


Courtney: Nice to meet you I’m Courtney.


Owen: * shakes her hand*  Nice to meet you I’m Owen WOOOOOOHOOOOO.


Gwen: The woohoos never stop do they?


Owen: No way man I’m just here to gave a good thing we should hang out and party.


Gwen: Oh man oh man how could I pass that that up?


Geoff: *higfives Owen* Alright dude let’s party!!!!!


Owen: WOOOHOOO! * chest bumps Geoff and sends him flying back *


Geoff: Wicked!


* Chris starts to hear some heavy breathing on his back *


Chris: GAHH! What the hell is your problem? Anyway, this is Harold.


Harold: Wow a summer camp my mad skills will surely without doubt build on this foundation. * Looks at Leshawna’s butt * Is their something back there?


Leshawna: Yeah a whole lotta booty!


Harold: You’re loud and boogie.




* DJ and Bridgette instantly hold Leshawna back as Harold tries to look intimidating*




Ezekiel: Whoa what’s all this eh?


Chris: Listen lay low for a bit and try not to do anything stupid your homeschooled and this is a rare time you’ll hear me say this I feel bad for you so just don’t do anything dumb.


Ezekiel: Ok I think I can manage Eh.


Chris: Next are Katie and Sadie.






Katie and Sadie: Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Noah: Why if it isn’t teen spirit.


Katie: We have so much spirit.


Sadie: Totes.


Noah: Wow must be so amazing.


Katie: It is.


Gwen: * whispers to Noah * They seem a tad bit….


Noah: Stupid.


Gwen: Yup.


Chris: Let’s welcome Cody or better known as the CODESTER!


Cody: All right. * Looks at all the girls *. What’s up ladies, your knight in shining armor is here.


Lindsay: * giggles *


Cody: *walks up to Leshawna * You seem like all types of woman.


Leshawna: I am, now walk along short stuff.


Cody: Whatever you say babe.


Chris: What a little casanova. Anyway, the female brawn is here… EVA!


Eva: 1,200, 1,201 *drops her weights *. Great how nice as long as I can lift my weights.


DJ: Man she is scary.

Duncan: You two would be a match in heaven.


DJ: No way man she’d probably rip me in half.


Chris: Pretty boy Justin his here.


Justin: * walks off the boat and all eyes on him some of the guys and even the girls you wouldn’t expect are staring at his perfect face and body  *


Owen: Hey man how’s it going?


Justin: Good.


Owen: Your hot I mean uh err HOT!*  slaps head * Dangit.


Justin: Don’t worry I already know. * smiles and most of the girls quiver to the ground *


Chris: And last and possibly very least IZZY!


Izzy: * jumps off and hits her head on the dock *


Guys: * laughing *


Tyler: Now that’s a wipe out.


Courtney: * helps Izzy up* Shut up guys she could have a concussion.


Izzy: WOW THAT WAS AWESOME! Is there karaoke? Can we eat? Uhhh, are their bears here? LET’S PARTY!


Owen: She is awesome.


Geoff: Man a party would rock!


Chris: Settle down now that you’re all here let’s take a photo. For you know promotions.


* Everyone stands on the dock and gets into their poses which will soon become the iconic photo for the new and upcoming reality show *


* After Chris snaps the photo everyone falls into the water *


Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Man that was worth it. Now dry off and head to camp.




Chris: Now there are twenty-two of you in total so teams will be split into eleven. Every few days a challenge will be in place and someone will be eliminated from the game.


Courtney: And the sleeping arrangements?


Chris: Their will be two camp split between girls and boys.


Duncan: Can me, valley girl, blondie, Ms. Type A and surfer girl share a cabin?


Tyler: NO FAIR! You’re taking all the good-looking ones.


Heather: As if I would sleep in the same room as him anyway.


Duncan: Don’t knock it just yet.


Lindsay: Who’s there?


Chris: Now for teams. Move to the left if your name is called… Trent, Heather, Gwen, Owen, Lindsay, Leshawna, Justin, Cody, Izzy, Beth and Noah.


Katie: Same team Sadie!


Sadie: Lucky us.


Chris: In retrospect it would’ve been smarter to split you guys up.

Sadie: Wait NO! We like have to be together we’ll die if we aren’t.


Chris: Fine. Now the eleven I just called your team is………… THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!


Izzy: OH! I love Gophers.


Owen: Me too!


Noah: Yeah so great were a wannabe beaver. * rolls eyes *


Chris: The next team is Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Eva, DJ, Harold, Geoff, Courtney, Duncan, Ezekiel and Bridgette you are the.. KILLER BASS!


Harold: Were totally going to fin off the competition.


Duncan: * puts Harold in a headlock * Try another pun and your dead.


Harold: * barely breathing * Ok


Chris: Ok go unpack you have one hour.


Lindsay: Ok do the cabins have personal bathrooms?


Chris: Nope.


Lindsay: But like I’m the hottest so like can I use yours?


Chris: Nah man your gonna have to share.


Lindsay: umm, pasty face (Gwen) can I use your spot?


Gwen: *death stares her*


Lindsay: Never mind.


Geoff: Aww man, dude this is gonna rock! Girls everywhere and 16 year-old teens unsupervised. This is a total recipe for awesomeness!

Duncan: Hey as long as no one gets in my space or face I’ll just chill until I win. Matter of fact who do you think is the hottest?

DJ: That Courtney girl man oh man back home she’s a girl you’d take to see your parents.

Duncan: Too goodie -goodie the Heather chick has got the package man.

Harold: I agree although I try and go for girls most won’t expect like Katie and the orange haired one, much less competition.

Duncan: As if you could get them * laughs *

Harold” I’ll get someone I promise you that.

Duncan: Whatever you say man.

Geoff: Lindsay and Bridgette are the hottest man blonde chicks are total babes dude I hope I get one of them.

Harold: Chances are girls like that fall for the jock type like our teammate.

Tyler: * tries to do a backflip and hits his head on the bed frame *

Duncan: Yeah total jock * laughs *


Heather: Eww! This place is gross I want to vomit.

Gwen: Your not the only one you know?

Heather: Ok so it’s still gross.

Izzy: Are you kidding me?!!?!? It has total class I just killed a cockroach like that’s awesome.

Heather: For you it many be. * Walks off *

Leshawna: Don’t sweat her ya’ll I know her type. Just one of those bossy mean girl types.

Gwen: Don’t worry I could care less about girls like that.

Leshawna: Girls like that are the kind I end up fighting just all bark no bites I’m tellin’ ya. But I’m going to give everyone a fair chance it’s only day one.

Gwen: Good luck with that my plan is the total opposite.






Gwen: So this sucks. I hate it so far and really I don’t care about anyone here. I guess I’ll just wait it out until they vote me off for being anti-social.


Owen: This is great hot girls, hot guys I mean cool dudes that you can play with I mean…


Heather: I’m just here to lie, cheat and steal that’s the motto.


DJ: Momma if you see this I’m doing this for you I’m gonna win momma. * Starts to tear up and uses his hand to cover the camera * I don’t want you to see your boy like this.


Eva: As long as no one pushes it this will be easy in and out.


Lindsay: * peeing * Hey when did you get here?


============== CRAFT SERVICES TENT==================

Chef: Now you greedy lugs I serve you three times a day and when I do you eat what I make you eat.


Noah: * whispers to Owen * Guess I’ll starve myself this summer.




Noah: Nothing just get my taste buds ready to endure that uhhh delicious cuisine.


Chef: My eyes are on you.


*The contestants are in line getting their food as each one has a separate complaint*


Bridgette: I’m vegetarian is their a lot of meat product in this?


Chef: Even the meat isn’t meat.


Bridgette: So is it tofu?

Chef: It’s better than you don’t know.


Bridgette: Your right about that.


Harold: I’m allergic to a list of thing would you like me to list them so we can work out some meal plan?


Beth: Me too I don’t want to get sick.


Chef: * dumps a big portion of slops onto both their trays *


Harold: Never mind then. *Walks off with Beth* I would’ve used my mad skills on him but it’s the first day and I don’t want to draw attention to myself.


Beth: So true.


Gwen: Did mine just move?


Chef: * hits it with a mallet *


Gwen: *walks off and sits down *


Trent: I guess you got the haunted food.


Gwen: Yeah I guess so smiles as Trent turns back to his conversion with Justin and Noah*


Justin: Yeah I’m I very well be the hottest guy on earth.


Noah: * roll eyes * Too bad I haven’t you seen in Hot Teen Lame Boy Bi-monthly’s cover spread of the lame and the self-conscious idiot fame boy.


Justin: Eh soon enough you will.


Noah: * looks surprised by Justin’s ignorance * Ok then.


Chris: Ok contestants’ head to your first challenge and put on your bathing suits.


DJ: I hope it’ll be easy.


========================THE CLIFF=======================


DJ: Oh **** that **** man!


=========================THE END=======================


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