Heo: Sweet! got this nice stuff from Taco Bell! -walks outside to see the hordes of zombies heading toward Taco Bell-
Heo: Dang it! -gets in car and plows through zombies and church bois-
Church Boi: Holy Jesus! -gets splattered-
Heo: Oh lord I repent for my sins
Heo: -crashes into church and gets knocked out-
-Heo wakes up 2 days later in a tub full of holy water-
Heo: WTF -goes outside to see the Priest reading food prayers-
Heo: whats cooking priest?
Priest: wll we were soaking you in holy water to clear your sins before we eat you
Heo: -reaches for knife but its not there- SHOOT!
JRO: well im ready to go, i got my clothes, my moms kitchen knife, and a box of donuts, i think that can get me from Ohio to Maryland
-JRO's zombified mother reaches out to JRO-
JRO: whats that? -turns and acidentally trips his zombie mom and she gets impaled on a pipe-
JRO: is it that easy?
JRO: well imma leave now
GO: already in Delaware, almost there
-GO spots a crackhead smoking weed and not seeing the zombies trying to get on his patio-
GO: YOU DIE NOW! -sprays bullets at zombies-
Crackhead: liek wtf, i liek was having a party
GO: if your fiz, wheres rj?
Fiz: LIEK WE NOT EVEN DATING HES ASIAN
GO: -gives fiz a gun- come on, we meeting TDRPW in Maryland
Rocker: -opens door for Grass and his bitch-
Rocker: man you guys a ractchet couple
Grass: gtfo u too pussy to kill zombies
Rocker: WHAT!!!! -grabs shotgun and blasts nearby zombies-
Grass' bitch: eh
Grass: sit yo ass down you bitch
Rocker: whered you get all these guns?
Grass: broke into a police station, we had two other guys but they didnt make it
Rocker: surprised you didnt bring any kids with you
Grass' bitch: he threw them out to save himself