Since Im lazy af and kept procrastinating and it's still Chwiismas for most of you, u can have part 1 of the FF
‘Twas the night before Chwiismas and the members of the TDRPW Chat were greatly excited for the day that is to come, with talks of the presents, food and joy that was anticipated… Lol jk pretty much the same shit as always was going down
Rocky: …and I said what kind of Indian? The 7-11 kind or the one that goes AWOWOWOWO? Cuz honestly I can’t tell the difference!
Heo: lol man that’s awesome B)
Chwiis: Never say awesome again you fucking tryhard illegal mong
Rj: OMG liek did you see Kelley Wentworth tonight on s.urvivor g.odesss?
Aqua: *links random gif that nobody understands*
Chwiis: I'd rate that gay/10
Heo: Yo Aqua just chill bruh .-.
Toast: Heo you need to shut your corny ass up
Grass: *stares at chat*
As fate would have it, our friend, JRO123 was just logging on that fateful night
~~JRO123 has joined the chat~~
Heo: Hey look it’s the jew B)
Chwiis: Wtf that is my line mong get your own humour
JRO: Hey guys
~~JRO123 has been kicked by ToasterSnifferBreadisGood~~
Toast: Wtf JRO you ate all the toast you fat fuck
~~JRO123 has joined the chat~~
JRO: Wtf man
JRO: Im not even fat I just need to find the right angle
JRO: I just wanted to talk about smash
JRO: Have you guys seen Sakurai’s twitter?
JRO: the ballot announcement could be this week
JRO: or next week
JRO: or the week after
JRO: I really hope goku is in because
JRO: I would make him my main
Rocky: OH SHIT! YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME!
~~JRO123 has been kicked by Rocky LXIX~~
~~JRO123 has joined the chat~~
JRO: wtf man
JRO: Not my fault I’m so pumped for smash
Dark: Don’t worry JRO
Dark: I’m sure your rich ass parents will pre order the game for you for Christmas
JRO: I… uh… don’t celebrate Christmas
Heo: You don’t celebrate Christmas? That is sinful esse!
Dark: Watch out JRO or the Mexican mafia will be onto your ass
Rj: Why don’t you celebrate Christmas fatty?
JRO: Because I… uh…
Chwiis: Because he’s a filthy jew
JRO: I don’t believe in it or anything…
~~Rocker B.A has joined the chat~~
Rocker: Sure jan
~~Rocker B.A has left the chat~~
JRO: Look guys I don’t see what the big issue here is…
Fiz: JRO kill self
Rj: Yes you piece of human trash
Grass: *randomly wakes up* JRO shut your ass up *goes back to staring at chat*
Rocky: JRO you are so annoying gtfo
Toast: Haha JRO you are fat!
JRO: Look guys if you are gonna keep this up Im gonna…
~~GODuncan has joined the chat~~
GO: WHAT’S WRONG JRO YOU FAT FUCK
GO: WHY DON’T YOU JUST LEAVE GAY BOI
JRO: No u
GO: YOU JUST MAD COZ U CANT GET BITCHES
JRO: No u
GO: NO IN MY TOWN I GET ALL THE BITCHES IN FACT IM TEXTING ONE RIGHT NOW WE ARE GONNA FUCK TONIGHT MAYBE EVEN A THREESOME WITH ANOTHER SO AHAHAHHA FATASS
GO: STFU AND SUK A DOGGY DIK DON’T MAKE ME END YOUR LIFE WHICH AT MOST HAS FIVE YEAR LEFT FGT
~~JRO123 has left the chat~~
GO: HAHAHAHAHA GOOD RIDDANCE ALULULLULULULLULU
JRO’s tiny shaft... I mean heart (which idk how tf is sustaining a body so large) was broken that night and not even a big old fap to total drama girls or counting his money could fill the emptiness inside him. A tear rolled down his fat little cheek. It seemed that although Christmas brought love and joy to all, to JRO all it brought was sadness and loneliness…
JRO: Oh Yaweh, if you are listening, please help me. I’m lonely and friendless. Please help me find the true meaning of Christmas.
‘’Suddenly a bright light appeared inside JRO’s room and a tall, heavenly figure approached him’’
Jesus: Who dares awaken me from my slumber?
Jesus: Yes it is I JRO: But I thought my people killed you a long time ago
Jesus: Yes and has punishment you have been cursed with autism, downs syndrome and diabetes for your whole life, so we’ll call it even
Jesus: So I hear that nobody loves your bitchass because you are Jewish and you don’t understand the meaning of Christmas…
JRO: Uhh.. yeah I guess
Jesus: Alright bitch hold up I’m getting a call from one of my hoes
Jesus: Stfu man I’ve got a business to run *picks up phone* Yo peep beotch ah told you, you gots uh motha fuckin job at 7 an' you bettah not crash da pimp wagon Jus' like Orenthawl James. *hangs up*
Jesus: Alright fatass to help you find the true meaning of my birthday how about we like go around to see how all of the other TDRPW members celebrate it…
JRO: Alright whatever
Jesus: Boi u were on your knees a second ago quit this whole disinterested act aint nobody falling for it
JRO: Fine but make it quick since Land’s End is at 8 and I’m sure everyone at TDRPW is just eagerly waiting for me in excitement
Jesus: I hate to break it to you kid but nobody cares about your shitty roleplays
JRO: Oh… Look fine let’s just go
Jesus: k *snaps fingers and the pair disappear*
‘’The pair re-appear inside a Hispanic church as they see a literal piece of human STI sitting at the benches’’
JRO: Oh shit it’s Heo
Jesus: Yes JRO you see many people like to spend Christmas praying to me… it’s kinda awkward because no matter how hard heo tries I still do not love him
JRO: *shouts* Hey Heo!
Jesus: He can’t hear us dumbass we’re just ghosts watching him
Heo: *eating ice cream* Oh boy! There’s 5 minutes before mass, just enough time to take a shitty fb selfie B) *pulls out his hand lotion and begins rubbing it in his hair*
‘’Suddenly Smilesfalcon4 walks in and cuntstruck, Heo drops his lotion and ice cream and stares at her in awe’’
Heo: *sweating nervously* Like ummmm… hehehe…. Um… urrr….. what.. what I’m trying to say is….. hehhehhee.. umm… is… Hi… hehehe >.>
Smalls: LMFAO *walks off*
Heo: *to himself* Still got it Benny!
Jesus: Oh daymn! That’s the first woman to talk to Heo in months! Unfortunately for her she’s probably now contracted AIDS from it…
JRO: What’s a woman?
Jesus: Never mind bitch
Father Sanchez: *storms in* BENNY JUAN OLIVA! YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN TO CHURCH 4 TIMES THIS WEEK! HOW DARE YOU!
Heo: Forgive me father for I have sinned ;-;
Father Sanchez: This will require severe punishment you naughty little boy…
Heo: I know father >.>
Priest: It looks like I’m gonna have to brutally thrust the devil outta you *pulls him into the confession booth and several pounding sounds are heard*
Heo: *muffled* GIVE ME THE HOLY MILK FATHER!
Jesus: Stop enjoying this pig
JRO: So that’s the meaning of Christmas? Praying and going to church?
Jesus: No dumbass that’s ghey af
JRO: What is the meaning then?
Jesus: Look I think I’m gonna have to take you somewhere else… and speaking of things that are gay af… *snaps his fingers*
‘’The pair appear at the local gay strip joint, also known as the Total Drama Big Brother Wiki, where everybody was getting ready for Christmas dinner’’
JRO: Oh god please don’t take me here they’ll just ban me
Jesus: They can’t see you remember dumbass…
JRO: Oh yeah right
Fiz: *watching survivor* Omg Jeremy is bea he so hot
Milk: What the fuck he’s a man! How dare you like him you traitor
Lego: Yeah you sexist pig #gurlpower
Fiz: Im sorry <3
Rj: *watching from inside a closet* OMG what a #blindside
Fiz: Rj like cmoe out of the clost
Mirnish: Yeah Rj please just come out we all know you don’t belong in that closet
Rj: NO! R00D IM NEVER COMING OUT
Aqua: Rj please come on come and play with us bae queen
Rj: Liek no
Aqua: Fine fuck you rj nobody wants you here anyway go away Felicia
Lego: SHUT YOUR MANLY ASS UP AQUA
Aqua: OMG How dare you say that to me Im gonna spend the whole day crying about it now!
Fiz: Guys gud news the chirstmas ham is almost ready
JRO: Oh shit ham mmmm…..
Jesus: Keep it in your pants JRO
Aqua: WOW HOW DARE YOU MAKE HAM I FIND THAT VERY OFFENSIVE AND HAM IS NOT EVEN A THING
Solar: Shut up Aqua you piece of human trash
Aqua: OMG STOP I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Fiz: clam down and have some of this before we are all died *gives Aqua a joint*
Aqua: *sighs* Ok it’s fine my new year’s resolution is to chill out and not worry about things like ham
Aqua: NO! *goes into a slappy war with Fiz*
Derpy: Like omg Aqua you have different big brother opinions to me *joins the slap fight*
‘’Before you knew it the whole of TRD had joined in on one big petty ass slapping war’’
Solar: OMG YOU PULLED MY HAIR
Milk: YOU BASIC BITCH
Maria: Yes XD
JRO: So Im confused… is the true meaning of Christmas food? Or domestic arguments?
Jesus: No fatass you still aren’t getting it… let’s just go somewhere else *snaps fingers*
‘’The pair are transported to the local shopping mall, where we see Grass working as a mall Santa’’
Grass: Well hello there little boy
Sean: Hi there Santa
TO BE CONTINUED