A Long Time Ago in a wiki chat far, far away...
---The scene begins on the desert planet as Fiz and Dark are on their way to JRO the Hutt's palace---
Fiz: Oh boy, Master Heo said to me that if we do this mission that he'd get his uncle Sanchez to cook me up a good batch! EEEEEEEEHEEE!
Dark: Whatever boi, I'm too Max Goof to get mad high
Fiz: OMG we're almost there
---The scene cuts to JRO's palace---
Princess Peach: *tied to JRO in an S&M outfit* JRO this lap dancing is hard work, can I take a break?
---The camera turns to show a fat, ugly, rich, jewish monstrosity lying like a slob on his throne, his hands crumbed with KFC and sauce all around his face---
JRO: *fapping* No bitch keep going, I'm almost at my tipping point
JRO: *Cums* Ahhh man that's a load off! Now clean it up bitch so I can get back to eating *forces her to lick it up with her tongue*
Peach: Ugh please have mercy
JRO: I SAID LICK IT UP!
Peach: Fine *starts licking* how can so much come out of something so small anyway?
JRO: SHUT THE FUCK UP 4 INCHES IS NOT SMALL!
Peach: Oh please, Dr Mario's is more than twice your size!
JRO: THAT'S IT! YOU'VE OUTLIVED YOUR USEFULNESS *activates trap door under Peach, she falls in as screaming is heard down below*
---The scene cuts to the new Death Star as Darth Rocker is arriving in a ship---
Empire General: Lord Rocker, welcome…
Rocker: Yo man, check out my new kicks *shows off a pair of reebocks*
Empire General: Yes, um, very good.
Rocker: By the way Emperor GODuncan is coming here later
Empire General: Wait what? Today!
Rocker: Yeah, you better get this place cleaned up
Empire General: Lord Rocker next time please give us more notice
Rocker: Stfu and do as you’re told you pasty white, now if you excuse me I’m off to get me some watermelon!
---Meanwhile Fiz and Dark have arrived at the palace gates---
Dark: Alright how tf do we get in here?
Fiz: Like how about knocking? DUUHHH *knocks*
---A security camera pops out---
Camera: Are you here for Jacob's bar mitzvah?
Fiz: Like ew no we're here to save Rocky from JRO
Dark: *facepalm* You weren't supposed to tell him the whole plan idiot
---The gate opens and the two are immediately arrested---
Dark: I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA lol jk Im too Max Goof to protest
---They are escorted to the throne room, where the mighty JRO is sitting---
Fiz: Omg, I've never even met you before but I hate you already
JRO: *whilst scoffing chicken* Well, well, well... Fresh meat hey?
Fiz: Dark play the recording...
Dark: Nah I'm too...
Fiz: *kicks him* Like just play it already
Dark: Fine boi
---The recording of Heo plays---
JRO: Oh look a Mexican. I remember that time my momma got me one for Hannukah
Heo: Almighty JRO, you have my friend Rocky, would you mind releasing him? Also, as a token of my gratitude I present you a gift of these two droids. Alright I'm off, bye my amigo!
JRO: Ho ho ho, nice I'm sure these droids have some sort of monetary value
Fiz & Dark: *gulp*
JRO: But your friend Rocky still owes me money, so he's just fine where he is
---Rocky's body is shown hanging on the wall, with a big white smudge across his face---
JRO: Alright who left the stain on him again!
Garret Fett: Oh sorry that was me *quickly goes to whipe off the smudge*
JRO: Garret I thought I told you to stop doing that
Garret: Sorry I just can't help myself!
JRO: No matter, guard escort these two to their cells
Guard: Ok #ComeWithMe you two *the Guard is revealed to be Aqua in disguise*
---The scene cuts to later that night---
Masked Person: *Sneaks into the palace and tip-toes up to Rocky, presses a few buttons, and Rocky is slowly released from the carbonate*
Rocky: OH SHIT! YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME!
Masked Person: Relax, relax
Rocky: I-I-I can’t see
Masked Person: Your vision will return shortly
Rocky: Who are you?
Masked Person: *Takes mask of revealing to be Ally*
Ally: Someone who… is really hungry for a bit of action. I’ve done without for at least 24 hours.
Voice: The only action you’ll be getting is from me my pretty
Ally & Rocky: Uh oh
---The lights come on and it is revealed JRO was watching the whole thing---
JRO: Holy shit… is that… no it can’t be… a real life human woman? I’ve never even been around one of those before! I thought they were just a myth! *a 5 inch lump arises in his crotch region*
Ally: TOAST! NOW!
Toast: *bursts in* MAY THE POWER OF TOAST COMPELL YOU *begins throwing bits of Toast at everyone*
Garret: Oh no you don’t hairy boi *tackles Toast to the ground* Mmmmmm
JRO: Alright Garret take them away, they’ll be executed tomorrow.
Garret: You two are coming to my dungeon! *leaves with the two*
JRO: And as for you *points at Ally* I have a very ‘special’ plan for you *licks his lips*
Ally: Alright I know what you have in mind and normally I’d be more than happy to be someone’s sex slave but since you are fat I’ll have to pass.
JRO: You’re one to talk, chubby
Ally: OMG I AM NOT CHUBBY! I am so not sucking your dick now you big bully!
JRO: Oh you’re doing it whether you like it or not *licks his lips*
---The scene cuts to the very next morning as Heo is outside the palace about to sneak in---
Heo: Alright Heo, this could finally be your chance to impress Ally. Let’s do this *is about to go in but sees a half-eaten ice cream cone in the palace’s trash can and is unable to resist*
Guard: *sees him rummaging through the trash* Hey what do you think you’re doing!?
Heo: I uh umm… *tries to look badass whilst trying to use the power of Shrek to incapacitate the guard but fails*
Guard: *is unaffected*
Heo: Oh mierda!
---Meanwhile JRO is about to sentence Rocky & Toast as Ally is in an S&M outfit and chained to JRO---
Ally: *Shivering* So… small…
JRO: You all will pay dearly for trying to break this family apart
Toast: I AM INNOCENT! INNOCENT I TELL YOU!
JRO: Um, no. To pay for your crimes, you will be thrown into the Sarlac pit where you will slowly be digested over 1000 years!
Garret: Sounds kinky tbh…
Guard: *Walks in* Hey JRO we found another Mexican going through our trash again *throws Heo to the ground*
JRO: Not another one, oh well let’s execute him too I guess
Rocky: Even though I can’t see yet I can tell by the stench that it’s Heo the Beaner
JRO: Alright, we will begin the execution after breakfast!
---*5 hours later* The scene cuts to the Sarlac pit as Heo, Rocky and Toast are about to be pushed in by Garret and a few guards (one is Aqua in disguise)---
JRO: *From the top deck of his ship* Man, that breakfast was good!
Rocky: Glad you liked it you jewish piece of shit!
JRO: Any last words, puny scum?
Heo: JRO please let us go if you do I will mod you
JRO: Tempting, but no thanks.
Heo: Don’t worry guys, I BOLIEVE we can survive this
Rocky: Shut the fuck up you fag
JRO: BEGIN THE EXECUTION
Heo: Time for a curb stomp *pulls out his lightsaber and swings it at a guard but fails*
Guard: Loser *about to push him off*
TD: *Stabs him from behind* Omg you are #useless
Rocky: *Begins shooting guards*
Toast: EAT TOAST BISHES *throwing bits of Toast at the guards*
Garret: *whips out his shaft and attacks Heo* It’s time for a lightsaber fight!
Heo: *fights Garret but his dick is too strong*
Toast: Don’t worry I got something for this *sprays Garret with Garret spray*
Garret: HISS HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Toast: *Sprays harder* DIE ANTI TOASTITE
Garret: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps into the pit*
JRO: *whilst raping Ally from his ship, he notices what’s going on* ALRIGHT! WTF IS GOING ON OUT THERE!
Ally: *has an idea and pulls money out of her anus* JRO honey you want
JRO: *is unable to resist due to being Jewish* OMG YES! Where tf di you get that?
Ally: Oh just some… um… ‘work’ I did on the street
JRO: *drooling* *tries to snatch the money*
Ally: Nuh uh uh!
JRO: DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING MAN!
Ally: You want it, go get it *throws the money out the window*
JRO: NOOOOOOO MONEY! *Follows it and jumps out the window, falling to his death*
Ally: Dark, Fiz let’s go!
Fiz: OMG YAY FOR ALLY!
Ally: *steals a little ship thingy and flies out to the battle* Guys hop on!
Heo: Um hi you-you-you’re naked….
Rocky: Oh for Christ sake Toast you carry him
Aqua: Woohoo #Escape and just in time for that big brother marathon
---The gang all escapes as the scene cuts to later on as Heo is once again travelling to the Deghetto system to complete his training with Grass---
---Heo and Grass are both in Grass’ dungeon---
Grass: Lemme get this straight, you almost got me done for murder again last time and just as I manage to get off on self-defence you’ve got the nerve to come back to ask for more training?
Grass: Welp, we better get the strap-ons out again, because it’s time to show you the true meaning of the force…
Heo: Can we give the strap-ons a rest please? My anus is still bleeding from last time
Grass: No bitch, you’re gonna take it and you’re gonna *suddenly collapses on the floor*
Heo: Holy shit dude I think you are dying of old age
Grass: Wtf no I’m only 19
Heo: Relax! You will be with god in heaven soon
Grass: You really are a fuq boi you know that?
Grass: Look I’m fine *tries to get up but collapses again*
Heo: Don’t worry Grass, you’ve lived a long and prosperous life
Grass: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT FUCKING OLD! *Suddenly dies of old age*
Heo: *Robs Grass’ house being the Mexican he is and leaves*
---Meanwhile Emperor GO has arrived at the death star---
Rocker: Lord GO, you’re late
GO: Sorry I was at Fast Eddie’s, I reckon I’m totally in with a shot with that checkout chick
Rocker: Sure jan
GO: Anyway have you had word from Heo Skywalker? Is he joining our rp?
Rocker: Not yet, but soon he will.
GO: Good, good, very soon TDRPW, 05’s and Rimie’s rps will all be crushed and OTDRP will rule the galaxy! And when that time comes, WE RP NOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Rocker: K jan
GO: Now if you excuse me, it’s almost prayer time, which way is Mecca?
---Meanwhile the rebels are being briefed on their next mission by Admiral Rj---
Rj: Omg guys hi
Rj: It’s time to #Blindside the Death Star… again!
Aqua: Yay #Hastags!
Rj: Gurrrl yo Hashtags are ratchet
Aqua: Like Oh My Gawd just #stahp please ---The pair engage in a slap fight---
Rocky: This is gonna be a long ass briefing
Dark: Don’t worry guys I got just the thing *projects a picture of Ariana Grande*
Aqua & Rj: OMG Ariana
Dark: Now continue
Rj: Alright, well like, me and Aqua will try and blow up the death star together while the rest of you will go to Endor and try and take over their base. Fiz may I have a word?
Fiz: Omg sure
---The two leave the room as several pounding and moaning noises are heard, and the two return 10 minutes later---
Rj: Alright let’s go rebels!
---The scene cuts to the gang who are on the forest moon of Endor---
Ally: OMG I’m loving the whole forest vibe of this planet, really makes my nips hard
Rocky: Good alright me and Toast will try and take over the base here, The Beaner can go and do a taco run for us but I need you to go with him since he is useless af
Ally: Awww why do I have to go with him? Can’t I just stay with you two? You know it’s not gay if it’s done three way.
Rocky: Don’t worry we’ll get it on later just grin and bear him for a bit.
Heo: *nervously walks up to Ally* Hi… my name… Benny… it pleasure to work with you
Ally: Let’s just this over with
---The two take a bike speeder thing each (Yes I don’t know their names I am not a fag) and are immediately pursued by socktroopers---
FAGeoff: Let’s go bby
MrDuncan: PRAISE RIMIE OR DIE
Shelby The Llama: My shelbyconda dont
Ally: Oh shit I just realised I am Asian and therefore I suck at driving *crashes into a tree*
Heo: ALLY NO! *brakes, crashing into MrDuncan, who falls off his bike*
MrDuncan: THIS IS RIGGED! Unlike Rimie’s rps which totally aren’t *dies*
Heo; *realises he can’t stop so he keeps going*
Shelby: You will die because you a fgt
Heo: You know it’s about time I introduce that no sock rule *bans Shelby from chat* CURB STOMP
FAGeoff: Alright even I think that’s HA GHEEEEEY
Heo: >.> *bans FAG* Now I got to find Ally!
---Meanwhile about a kilometre away Ally has regained consciousness---
Meta the Ewok: *Points a spear at Ally* Who are you and why have you come here?
Ally: OMG it’s so little how cute *takes off bra* You like?
Meta: Tempting, but tell me
Ally: Man my pussy is so itchty *scratches and finds a Scooby Snack inside her vag* Here you want it? *gives it to him*
Meta: Holy shit yes now I will do everything you say
---While Heo is looking for Ally he stumbles on Rocky, Toast, Fiz and Dark---
Fiz: Ew Heo why are you here?
Rocky: Yeah, where’s the tacos… and where tf is Ally!?
Rocky: You had one job fgt, now we got to stop what we’re doing and find her
Heo: I’ll help you
Rocky: No you’ll just make it worse.
Fiz: Just leave plz…
Dark: Oooooh kill em
Heo: *walks away as a tear rolls down his eye* AND LET THEM SEE YOU *sniffle sniffle* IN ME
TDRPW Police: *sneaks up behind him* Alright you’re under arrest, Emperor GO as plans for you. *takes him to an Empire ship which takes off to the Death Star
---Meanwhile the other 4 have gone off looking for Ally---
Toast: *Sees a freshly Toasted bit of Toast lying there* TOAST! *runs to it*
Rocky: Toast don’t
Toast: But… Toast!
Rocky: It’s obviously a trap
Toast: *Is unable to resist* Hello my brother
---A huge net activates capturing the 4---
Rj: *randomly cameos* #Blindside
Rocky: Shouldn’t you be about to head off on your mission
Rj: Oh yeah I forgot about that *leaves*
Fiz: Dark like cut through the net
Dark: Nah I’m too Max Goof
Rocky: Bitch that’s the fourth time this ep you’ve pulled that line
Dark: Do not question my logic
---Ethan, Bat, Reel & Heather arrive---
Reel: Looks like we found tonight’s dinner
Bat: Eh I wanted twinkies but ok
Ethan: *cross-dressing* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
Heather: Would you guys like to join my FNAF rp?
Dark: Oh boi that was rough
Reel: Oh wow it’s the god Goof Maximus
---The four bow down to Dark---
Dark: Yeah that’s right these guys know what’s up
Rocky: Who are you guys?
Bat: We are the irrelevant tribe
Toast: Wow, just wow, this just goes to show that Chwiis possesses below average writing skills or a ‘shit writer’ if you will. Any human with competence in the area would have been able to suitable find a part for everyone rather than just randomly include them all in a giant slap in the face to the readers. I am shaking my head in disapproval right now.
Rocky: Toast you’re doing it again
Toast: Terribly sorry, TOAST!
---Meanwhile Rj and TD are about to head off on their mission---
Rj: Oh shit I also just realised I am Asian which means I am a shit driver also
Aqua: Oh #great
---Back on Endor, Fiz, Rocky, Dark and Toast are all taken to the Irrelevant base---
Ally: *walks in with Meta* Hi guys!
Fiz: OMG ALLY IS BACK
Rocky: Yo irrelevents we need your help to take down the socktroopers
Bat: Uh we only take orders from Lord Goof
Rocky: Dark tell em
Dark: *on his throne* What he said boi
Ethan: WOOOHOOO LET’S DO THIS
---Meanwhile Heo is met by Darth Rocker on the death star who escorts him to GO---
Rocker: So we meet again jan
Heo: Hi bruh
Rocker: Don’t ever call me ‘bruh’ again
Rocker: Emperor GO has many plans for you
Heo: Rocker I thought you joined the Empire to help get rid of ignorance in the world
Rocker: I did yes…
Heo: But you do realise GO is one of the most bigoted of us all?
Rocker: Well… um…. GO promised me he would help me put a stop to all discrimination
Heo: He lied. He doesn’t care about you, he only cares about his roleplay.
Rocker: SILENCE! GO will see you now
---The doors to GO’s throne room open as the gang on Endor are about to launch their attack on the base---
Dark: Hold up I got this *goes up to the base gate* Boi give me your gun
Dark: I said-
CRACKERodney: He means give him your gun you useless beaner
DOUCHeo: How you say? Fuck you amigo
CRACKERodney: Oh is that right, huh you wanna fight cunt?
DOUCHeo: Si si si
GOsama: Will you infidels shut it I’m trying to pray here
SPAZ: YES AND EYE AM TRYING TOO ROLE PLAY
CRACKER: You know it’s foreigners like you guys I am sick and tired of
GOsama: ALRIGHT IF IT’S A JIHAD YOU WANT IT’S A JIHAD YOU’LL GET! ALULULULULULUU
---The socks fight---
Dark: You’re welcome
---The gang sneak into the base while the socks all kill themselves off---
---Meanwhile on the Death Star…---
GO: Why hello Heo >:)
GO: So, you ready to join OTDRP?
Heo: I will never join you
GO: No, your rp sucks doggy dik. WE RP NOW
GO: We have ways of making you change your mind… ROCKER YOU FIGHT GO NOW
Rocker: *attacks Heo* as GO laughs an evil laugh
---Rj and Aqua are approaching the Death Star as it begins firing at them---
Aqua: OH MAH GAWD THAT THING IS #OPERATIONAL
Rj: IT’S A #BLINDSIDE!
---Meanwhile the Rocker vs Heo fight is still happening---
Rocker: Join the Dark side jan, together we can eliminate all discrimination in this world…
GO: Last chance Heo, or maybe this will change your mind *hold up a DQ ice cream*
Heo: *drooling* ummm ummm
GO: Yes Yess…. YOU JOIN OTDRP NOW
Heo: Just like Jesus when he was tempted by the devil, I refuse, puta
GO: Fine, if you don’t join willingly we have ways of making you join by force
Heo: Por que?
GO: WE RP NOW WE RP NOW WE RP NOOOOOOOOOOW! *ties him down to a computer and physically forces him to rp on OTDRP*
Heo: NOOO STOP IT I CANT BARE THIS TORTURE
GO: Where’s your Jesus now you gay boi
Heo: HAVE MERCY PLEASE
GO: GO SUCK A DOGGY DIK YOU FAG
Rocker: Uhhh… jan that’s kinda homophobic
GO: NO NIGGA, YOU STFU NOW
Rocker: I’m warning you…
GO: *singing nigga song* NIGGA WHY YOU SUK SO MUCH DIK?
Rocker: WHY YOU RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, IGNORANT, BIGGOTED WHITE TRASH MOTHER FUCKER! *picks him up*
GO: YOU PUT ME DOWN NOW
Rocker: *throws him down the ventilation shaft*
GO: WE RP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW *falls to his Death*
Rocker: We gotta get out of here jan *unties Heo*
---Alarm bells start to ring as socktroopers and everyone begin running around trying to escape the Death Star, eventually Heo and Rocker find one---
Rocker: Heo… help me take this mask off
Heo: Ok amigo *takes his mask off*
Rocker: You were right Heo, maybe mainstream society isn’t so racist after all. Today I learned that all along it was me who was really the one at fault and-
TDRPW Police: HOLY SHIT IT’S A BLACK MAN! *Shoots him 50 times for good measure*
Heo: *a tear wells up in his eyes* He’s with the Lord now…
TDRPW Police: You’re lucky I’m feeling nice today Mexican I’ll let you off with a warning
Heo: >.> *carries Rocker’s body in and escapes*
---Meanwhile Aqua is about to do the final shot that blows up the Death Star---
Aqua: *Shoots and hits the target* OH EMMMM GEEEE
---He narrowly escapes as the Death Star explodes---
---The scene cuts to later that night as the Rebels and Irrelevents are having a party on Endor---
Fiz: YAY PARTY! WHO WANTS WEED?
Ethan: *running around in his bra* ME YEEEHAW
Rocky: *drunk* -and then I said, boi either you are American or you gtfo
Heo: *smiling, walks off as Chwiis appears as a ghost*
Chwiis: Hi ya mong
Heo: Master Chwiis! I just wanted to say thank you
Chwiis: I must say, for a Mexican you didn’t fail as badly as I thought
Heo: I still have one problem
Heo: I think I have a crush on Ally, but she doesn’t seem to notice me
Chwiis: Well go talk to her fgt
Heo: Ok *walks up to Ally*
Heo: Oh hi Ally
Heo: I have to say… you are so much better than the church girls… would you… um… go out with me?
Ally: AHAHAHAHA Heo you’re so funny, that is why you are such a good friend *goes to make out with Rocky*
Heo: ;-; ---Meanwhile Grass’ ghost appears---
Chwiis: Oi mate did you see that shit? That fgt just got friend zoned!
Grass: Obviously my thrusting exercises didn’t work…
---The ghost of Rocker also appears---
Rocker: SHOT BY A PASTY WHITE! THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT RACISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA
---Chwiis and Grass both laugh at Rocker as the scene slowly zooms out and we see all our characters for one last time---
Shrek: *cameos* It's all ogre now....