A long time ago... in a swamp far far way...
We join our lord and saviour in his outhouse, as he is confronted by a horrible demon...
Zoey: FUCK ME YOU DIRTY SLUT
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!
Zoey: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME
Shrek: GET OUT!
Shrek: I SAID GET OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
Zoey: I SAID FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shrek: Alright you're going the right way for a smack bottom! *picks up Zoey and puts her outside*
Zoey: *bangs on door* LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Shrek: *Barricades the door*
Zoey: *goes in through the window* FUCK ME SLUT
Shrek: Alright, it's time you get what you've been asking for! *gets Zoey in a headlock*
Zoey: *pulls down Shrek 's pants*
Shrek: *wearing underwear* HA! LAYERS!
Zoey: DAMMIT *pulls down underwear*
Shrek: You dirty slut! *turkey slaps Zoey, knocking a few of her teeth out*
Zoey: OH baby! I like a bit of pain in sex! *smacks Shrek*
Shrek: I know how to fix this *snaps his fingers*
Mike: *appears from nowhere* What? Where am I? Zoey?
Shrek: *snaps his fingers again* *a magical force starts pulling zoey towards Mike's dick*
Zoey: NO FUCK ME SHREK!
Shrek: You wanted the D and now you're gonna get it slut!
Zoey: *being pulled closer and closer* But it's so small!
Mike: HEY! *starts to sob*
Zoey: *begins to get sucked in* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike: Cum to me bby *absorbs Zoey with his dick*
Zoey: I'LL BE BACK!
Mike: Ah mannn.... that feels good....
Shrek: Good job, now you can get out of my swamp!
Mike: Nah, I'm good
Mike: *in a really high pitched, fuq boi voice* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! *runs out of the swamp*
Shrek: It's all ogre now...
And this brings the Shrek chronicles to a close, remember kids, the moral of the story is...
Shrek is love, Shrek is life