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A long time ago... in a swamp far far way...

We join our lord and saviour in his outhouse, as he is confronted by a horrible demon...

Zoey: FUCK ME YOU DIRTY SLUT

Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!

Zoey: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME

Shrek: GET OUT!

Zoey: NO!

Shrek: OUTSIDE!

Zoey: NEVER!

Shrek: I SAID GET OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

Zoey: I SAID FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shrek: Alright you're going the right way for a smack bottom! *picks up Zoey and puts her outside*

Zoey: *bangs on door* LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Shrek: *Barricades the door*

Zoey: *goes in through the window* FUCK ME SLUT

Shrek: Alright, it's time you get what you've been asking for! *gets Zoey in a headlock*

Zoey: *pulls down Shrek 's pants*

Shrek: *wearing underwear* HA! LAYERS!

Zoey: DAMMIT *pulls down underwear*

Shrek: You dirty slut! *turkey slaps Zoey, knocking a few of her teeth out*

Zoey: OH baby! I like a bit of pain in sex! *smacks Shrek*

Shrek: I know how to fix this *snaps his fingers*

Mike: *appears from nowhere* What? Where am I? Zoey?

Zoey: Mike?

Shrek: *snaps his fingers again* *a magical force starts pulling zoey towards Mike's dick*

Zoey: NO FUCK ME SHREK!

Shrek: You wanted the D and now you're gonna get it slut!

Zoey: *being pulled closer and closer* But it's so small!

Mike: HEY! *starts to sob*

Zoey: *begins to get sucked in* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mike: Cum to me bby *absorbs Zoey with his dick*

Zoey: I'LL BE BACK!

Mike: Ah mannn.... that feels good....

Shrek: Good job, now you can get out of my swamp!

Mike: Nah, I'm good

Shrek: ROAR!!!!!

Mike: *in a really high pitched, fuq boi voice* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! *runs out of the swamp*

Shrek: It's all ogre now...

And this brings the Shrek chronicles to a close, remember kids, the moral of the story is...

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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