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Along time ago, in a swamp far, far away...

It was a horrible, stormy day...

Shrek: *walks out of his house* Ahhh! What a wonderful day in mah swamp

Shrek (peace be upon him) decided today would be a great day to go out

Shrek: I'm gonna go get me some pusseh!

Shrek walked into the village, distraught villagers began running away from him for their lives

Shrek: *walks up to the village's 7-11* Hmmm... this looks like a nice place to find me some bitches!

Shrek: *walks in* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!

Noah: Welcome to 7-11!

Shrek walked up to the counter

Shrek: Alright enough chit chat! Bend over!

Noah: Can I recommend the donuts?

Shrek: I SAID BEND OVER YOU SLUT!

Noah: We also have very good hot doggies atm

Shrek BEND OVER!

Noah: ALULULULULULUULULULULULULU!

Shrek: Alright you're going the right way for a smacked bottom!

Noah: *jumps over the counter and hangs off Shrek's sexy ears* ALULULULULULULU!

Shrek: Argh! *grabs Noah and absorbs him*

Shrek: Better in than out I always say...

Noah: *from inside Shrek* ALULULULULU

Shrek: Argh! Keep it down in there!

Noah: ALULULULULULUULULULU!

Shrek: BE QUIET!

Noah: ALULULLULUULULLLULULULULULULULULULULULLULUULULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shrek: THAT'S IT! *runs back to his swamp*

Shrek: *goes into the outhouse and shits Noah out down the toilet* NOW STAY OUT!

Noah: Thank you come again!

Shrek: *flushes* That'll do Noah, that'll do... *sighs with relief*

....

Zoey: *Bursts through the outhouse door* Shrek! Fuck me you dirty slut!

Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!

TO BE CONTINUED!

===The End===

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