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Meta: This is a reality show, I'd explain more, but I really don't care. Please welcome... *face drops* Chris...

Chris: Shrek is bae.

Meta: I don't really care.

Chris: Well, you should.

Meta: And why is that?

Chris: Because I'm not a Jew!

Meta: *throws arms up in frustration* Ally...

Ally: *throws hair back* Eww, we're staying here?!

Chris: Shut up! It's a beautiful swamp.

Ally: Eww... You must, like, live in the ghetto. *glares*

Chris: Got a problem with that, bitch?

Ally: Excuse me?! *clenches fist*

Meta: *sighs* GO...

GO: You're a girl! *stares in awe*

Ally: What, you've never seen a fricken girl before?

Chris: WOOOW GO!!! You're sexist! You're probably straight and white too!!

GO: I am straight and white?

Chris: Thats homophobic AND racist! You must die, Jew!

GO: YOU SHUT UP NOW!

Meta: Heo...

Ally: Eww! It's a Mexican! He might like, give me something bad! And he's ugly too! Just looking at him makes me feel like I might get uglyitus! How can he even live with himself! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRYYYYY! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

Heo: Yo, wassap! I'm Benny Oliva!

Ally: Stop trying to act cool!

Heo: *gasps* A girl! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ally: Get away from me, you desperate creepy pervert! *punches him* That's what you get for being an idiot. Think next time!

Heo: OW! *cries* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

Meta: Fiz...

Fiz: Like, heyy! *texts* 

Ally: OMG, Twinsies! Let's text together!

Fiz: Like, totes. We're gonna be besties! Let's gossip!

Ally: That Heo kid said he loved me!

Fiz: Eww! Nobody should live with that burden!

Ally: -cries- I know, right?!

Meta: RJ...

RJ: On the bus, I watched Survivor!

Fiz: OMG, me too!

Ally: Hi, RJ! That Chris kid grew up on the ghetto! He likes this... this SWAMP!

RJ: Eww! He sounds like a horrible person!

Ally: Heo is way worse!

RJ: Obviously! Especially since he looks like that and his name is Benny!

Meta: TD...

TD: WHERE THE HELL ARE TIFFANY AND SHELBY?! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, DID YOU LIE TO ME, BITCH?!

Ally: Like, shut the Hell up!

TD: GET OUT OF MY SCREENTIME YOU FAT BITCH!!!

Ally: I will make your life MISERABLE!

TD: It already is because I met you.

Meta: Bat...

Bat: I am in love with Bridgette, OMG!

GO: Bat, you're gay.

Bat: I am NOT gay! I am Bridgettesexual!

RJ: Gwen is prettier.

Bat: *gasps* WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?! GWEN IS A HIDEOUS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! THAT'S IT! WE CAN NOT BE FRIENDS, EVER!!!!

Meta: JRO...

JRO: NOOO! PLEASE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY VIDEO GAMES! THEY'RE MY BABIES! AND I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE!

TD: Welcome to the real world, fatass. I slay, OKAY?!

JRO: What does that even mean?

Bat: Even I am smarter than you!

JRO: I wish I was skinny and worth something like you, Bat!!

Meta: Dark

Dark: I'm too Max Goof for this show, tbh.

Heo: What does that even mean?

Dark: Shut up, Heo!

Heo: Why?

Dark: Because you're really annoying.

Meta: Rocky.

Rocky: Okay, no. I would most definitely rather be watching WWE right now.

Ally: Eww!

Rocky: And who are you? Miss popular bitch?

Ally: Actually, yes!

Rocky: It's too bad I hate stuck-up bitches like you then. *Ally gasps*

Meta: Grass.

Grass: I'm pretty popular where I live.

Ally: There must only be one person where you live then.

Grass: Good one, bitch.

RJ: Don't talk to Ally that way!

Fiz: Yeah, don't ever!

Grass: You must be Ally partner's in crime, and her mindless pawns.

Meta: Toast.

Toast: I'm really hungry right now.

Heo: Well then why dont you eat some toast? *birds chirp*

Toast: Just shut up.

Heo: Why?

Toast: First of all, everyone hates you. And that wasn't funny at all!

Meta: V

V: I'm a pretty princess!

TD: That's no princess, that's my sister!

Ally: You're like, 4!

V: 8, thank you very much!

TD: *shoves V* You're no princess, you're my sister!

V: I don't wanna be your sister! You're a rude person!

Rocker: Don't announce my name then. Racistass bitches.

TD: I know what you mean! Homophobes!

Rocker: Eww! You're gay?

TD: Ew! You're black?

Rocker: Fuck you!!!! *fights with TD*

Meta: Garret! *falls asleep*

Garret: Lazy ass host doesn't even give me my red carpet entrance that my fabulous ass deserves.

Heo: Who's this Diva?

Garret: Excuse me?

Heo: Whoa! He's like an elf!

Garret: That's it! Toast, hold my earrings!

Chip: Like my OCs on Instagram.

Heo: Ew, they suck!

Chip: Better than your face!

V: I don't have an Instagram.

Chip: You're missing out on a lot hunbunzz!

Rimie: Chrisss! Bae!

Chris: Hey! Get away!

Rimie: I plead the fifth.

Heo: What does that even mean?

Rimie: Shut up, Heo.

Ethan: Hey!

Heo: Gross.

Ethan: Thanks!

Heo: You're weird!

Ethan: Hey, I think I'm pretty pop! SWAGGG!

Heather: Hey bestie!

TD: Swagamuffin!

Heather: Yeah!

TD: You realize I'm gay right? So, don't try anything!

Heather: Okayy.

Ryan: OMG, he is sleeping on the job! I'm gonna call my lawyers!

Garret: Shut up, you whine a lot!

Ryan: You shut up, trollface!

Garret: OH NO! YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Ryan: Uh, yeah I did.

Elise: Volleyball is life.

Ally: I'm waay better than you are!

Elise: I'm a pro, you're not!

Ally: You're just mad!

Elise: You're really pretty.

Anna: Hey, it's Anna from Frozen.

Heo: Hottie!

Anna: Get away!

Heo: Why does everyone hate me?

Anna: You ugly! Garret: OMG, GO, we should date. GO: Eww, no. Garret: RJ? RJ: Hell no bitch. Garret: Fiz? Fiz: get away from me Garret: Ally?  Ally: Like, no, you troll way too much and I like, already have a boyfriend who's way better than you. Garret: Nobody wants me!!!! Heo: I want you, Garret. Garret: Like, shut up, you're just an ugly Mexican fool who tries to act cool all of the time. Ally: You tell him Garret!! --Fiz, RJ, and Ally are seen at a table gossiping-- Fiz: Like omg, did you see hiz hair? Rj: Omg, I know, he's soo annoying! Ally: Like, I know I support gay rights and all, but he takes it way too far. Fiz: Did you see Heo's shoes? RJ: He's mexican! Eww! Ally: He has an annoying voice. By the way, we shouod like, make an alliance!(Confessional:)

Chris: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Ally: RJ, Elise, and Fiz are pretty nice. There is some bigass jerks though.

GO: WE WIN NOW!

Heo: I'm worthless!

Fiz: Ally and Rj are amazing!

RJ: I'M GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR!

TD: Ariana Grande is my fav. She bae.

Bat: I LOVE YOU BRIDGETTE!

JRO: I AM IN SHAPE! ROUND IS A SHAPE!

Dark: I'm too Max Goof for this shit.

Rocky: I love the Rocky movies, okay?

Grass: I'M NOT A PEDO!

Toast: Heo is soo annoying.

V: I'm eight, not four Ally.

Rocker: Racists all over the place.

Garret: Ally and Ryan are pretty ratchet.

Chip: LOVE MAH OCS!

Rimie: Chris is mah bestie.

Ethan: Idk what to say.

Heather: shh, I'm only 12.

Ryan: Okay, they cannot show me this much attitude. Garret will get karma for what he did.

Elise: Okay, this is a pretty chill place.

Anna: Sweg and all that and a bag of chips.

(END)

Meta: Okay, the teams are

SCREAMING NUTBAGS

Ally

Heo

Fiz

RJ

Rocky

Grass

Garret

Ryan

Anna

Rocker

TD

KILLER IDIOTS

Chris

GO

Bat

JRO

Dark

V

Toast

Chip

Rimie

Ethan 

Heather

Now I am going to bed. This is Meta ANDDD BOO THIS SHOW SUCKS!

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