Meta: This is a reality show, I'd explain more, but I really don't care. Please welcome... *face drops* Chris...
Chris: Shrek is bae.
Meta: I don't really care.
Chris: Well, you should.
Meta: And why is that?
Chris: Because I'm not a Jew!
Meta: *throws arms up in frustration* Ally...
Ally: *throws hair back* Eww, we're staying here?!
Chris: Shut up! It's a beautiful swamp.
Ally: Eww... You must, like, live in the ghetto. *glares*
Chris: Got a problem with that, bitch?
Ally: Excuse me?! *clenches fist*
Meta: *sighs* GO...
GO: You're a girl! *stares in awe*
Ally: What, you've never seen a fricken girl before?
Chris: WOOOW GO!!! You're sexist! You're probably straight and white too!!
GO: I am straight and white?
Chris: Thats homophobic AND racist! You must die, Jew!
GO: YOU SHUT UP NOW!
Meta: Heo...
Ally: Eww! It's a Mexican! He might like, give me something bad! And he's ugly too! Just looking at him makes me feel like I might get uglyitus! How can he even live with himself! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRYYYYY! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
Heo: Yo, wassap! I'm Benny Oliva!
Ally: Stop trying to act cool!
Heo: *gasps* A girl! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ally: Get away from me, you desperate creepy pervert! *punches him* That's what you get for being an idiot. Think next time!
Heo: OW! *cries* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Meta: Fiz...
Fiz: Like, heyy! *texts*
Ally: OMG, Twinsies! Let's text together!
Fiz: Like, totes. We're gonna be besties! Let's gossip!
Ally: That Heo kid said he loved me!
Fiz: Eww! Nobody should live with that burden!
Ally: -cries- I know, right?!
Meta: RJ...
RJ: On the bus, I watched Survivor!
Fiz: OMG, me too!
Ally: Hi, RJ! That Chris kid grew up on the ghetto! He likes this... this SWAMP!
RJ: Eww! He sounds like a horrible person!
Ally: Heo is way worse!
RJ: Obviously! Especially since he looks like that and his name is Benny!
Meta: TD...
TD: WHERE THE HELL ARE TIFFANY AND SHELBY?! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, DID YOU LIE TO ME, BITCH?!
Ally: Like, shut the Hell up!
TD: GET OUT OF MY SCREENTIME YOU FAT BITCH!!!
Ally: I will make your life MISERABLE!
TD: It already is because I met you.
Meta: Bat...
Bat: I am in love with Bridgette, OMG!
GO: Bat, you're gay.
Bat: I am NOT gay! I am Bridgettesexual!
RJ: Gwen is prettier.
Bat: *gasps* WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?! GWEN IS A HIDEOUS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! THAT'S IT! WE CAN NOT BE FRIENDS, EVER!!!!
Meta: JRO...
JRO: NOOO! PLEASE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY VIDEO GAMES! THEY'RE MY BABIES! AND I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE!
TD: Welcome to the real world, fatass. I slay, OKAY?!
JRO: What does that even mean?
Bat: Even I am smarter than you!
JRO: I wish I was skinny and worth something like you, Bat!!
Meta: Dark
Dark: I'm too Max Goof for this show, tbh.
Heo: What does that even mean?
Dark: Shut up, Heo!
Heo: Why?
Dark: Because you're really annoying.
Meta: Rocky.
Rocky: Okay, no. I would most definitely rather be watching WWE right now.
Ally: Eww!
Rocky: And who are you? Miss popular bitch?
Ally: Actually, yes!
Rocky: It's too bad I hate stuck-up bitches like you then. *Ally gasps*
Meta: Grass.
Grass: I'm pretty popular where I live.
Ally: There must only be one person where you live then.
Grass: Good one, bitch.
RJ: Don't talk to Ally that way!
Fiz: Yeah, don't ever!
Grass: You must be Ally partner's in crime, and her mindless pawns.
Meta: Toast.
Toast: I'm really hungry right now.
Heo: Well then why dont you eat some toast? *birds chirp*
Toast: Just shut up.
Heo: Why?
Toast: First of all, everyone hates you. And that wasn't funny at all!
Meta: V
V: I'm a pretty princess!
TD: That's no princess, that's my sister!
Ally: You're like, 4!
V: 8, thank you very much!
TD: *shoves V* You're no princess, you're my sister!
V: I don't wanna be your sister! You're a rude person!
Rocker: Don't announce my name then. Racistass bitches.
TD: I know what you mean! Homophobes!
Rocker: Eww! You're gay?
TD: Ew! You're black?
Rocker: Fuck you!!!! *fights with TD*
Meta: Garret! *falls asleep*
Garret: Lazy ass host doesn't even give me my red carpet entrance that my fabulous ass deserves.
Heo: Who's this Diva?
Garret: Excuse me?
Heo: Whoa! He's like an elf!
Garret: That's it! Toast, hold my earrings!
Chip: Like my OCs on Instagram.
Heo: Ew, they suck!
Chip: Better than your face!
V: I don't have an Instagram.
Chip: You're missing out on a lot hunbunzz!
Rimie: Chrisss! Bae!
Chris: Hey! Get away!
Rimie: I plead the fifth.
Heo: What does that even mean?
Rimie: Shut up, Heo.
Ethan: Hey!
Heo: Gross.
Ethan: Thanks!
Heo: You're weird!
Ethan: Hey, I think I'm pretty pop! SWAGGG!
Heather: Hey bestie!
TD: Swagamuffin!
Heather: Yeah!
TD: You realize I'm gay right? So, don't try anything!
Heather: Okayy.
Ryan: OMG, he is sleeping on the job! I'm gonna call my lawyers!
Garret: Shut up, you whine a lot!
Ryan: You shut up, trollface!
Garret: OH NO! YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Ryan: Uh, yeah I did.
Elise: Volleyball is life.
Ally: I'm waay better than you are!
Elise: I'm a pro, you're not!
Ally: You're just mad!
Elise: You're really pretty.
Anna: Hey, it's Anna from Frozen.
Heo: Hottie!
Anna: Get away!
Heo: Why does everyone hate me?
Anna: You ugly! Garret: OMG, GO, we should date. GO: Eww, no. Garret: RJ? RJ: Hell no bitch. Garret: Fiz? Fiz: get away from me Garret: Ally? Ally: Like, no, you troll way too much and I like, already have a boyfriend who's way better than you. Garret: Nobody wants me!!!! Heo: I want you, Garret. Garret: Like, shut up, you're just an ugly Mexican fool who tries to act cool all of the time. Ally: You tell him Garret!! --Fiz, RJ, and Ally are seen at a table gossiping-- Fiz: Like omg, did you see hiz hair? Rj: Omg, I know, he's soo annoying! Ally: Like, I know I support gay rights and all, but he takes it way too far. Fiz: Did you see Heo's shoes? RJ: He's mexican! Eww! Ally: He has an annoying voice. By the way, we shouod like, make an alliance!(Confessional:)
Chris: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Ally: RJ, Elise, and Fiz are pretty nice. There is some bigass jerks though.
GO: WE WIN NOW!
Heo: I'm worthless!
Fiz: Ally and Rj are amazing!
RJ: I'M GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR!
TD: Ariana Grande is my fav. She bae.
Bat: I LOVE YOU BRIDGETTE!
JRO: I AM IN SHAPE! ROUND IS A SHAPE!
Dark: I'm too Max Goof for this shit.
Rocky: I love the Rocky movies, okay?
Grass: I'M NOT A PEDO!
Toast: Heo is soo annoying.
V: I'm eight, not four Ally.
Rocker: Racists all over the place.
Garret: Ally and Ryan are pretty ratchet.
Chip: LOVE MAH OCS!
Rimie: Chris is mah bestie.
Ethan: Idk what to say.
Heather: shh, I'm only 12.
Ryan: Okay, they cannot show me this much attitude. Garret will get karma for what he did.
Elise: Okay, this is a pretty chill place.
Anna: Sweg and all that and a bag of chips.
(END)
Meta: Okay, the teams are
SCREAMING NUTBAGS
Ally
Heo
Fiz
RJ
Rocky
Grass
Garret
Ryan
Anna
Rocker
TD
KILLER IDIOTS
Chris
GO
Bat
JRO
Dark
V
Toast
Chip
Rimie
Ethan
Heather
Now I am going to bed. This is Meta ANDDD BOO THIS SHOW SUCKS!